Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT

Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON APR 29, 2026

miami

  • Reheheheheh DRAFTING FOR THE
    Dolphins
Draft Selections
Kadyn Proctor Head Shot
PICK: 11 RND: 1 (MIA)
Kadyn Proctor
OT Alabama
Chris Johnson Head Shot
PICK: 30 RND: 1 (MIA)
Chris Johnson
CB San Diego State
Chris Bell Head Shot
PICK: 43 RND: 2 (MIA)
Chris Bell
WR Louisville
Jacob Rodriguez Head Shot
PICK: 44 RND: 2 (MIA)
Jacob Rodriguez
LB Texas Tech
Kyle Louis Head Shot
PICK: 45 RND: 2 (MIA)
Kyle Louis
LB Pittsburgh
Mason Reiger Head Shot
PICK: 46 RND: 2 (MIA)
Mason Reiger
LB-EDGE Wisconsin
Michael Taaffe Head Shot
PICK: 47 RND: 2 (MIA)
Michael Taaffe
S Texas
Trey Moore Head Shot
PICK: 75 RND: 3 (MIA)
Trey Moore
LB-EDGE Texas
Max Llewellyn Head Shot
PICK: 87 RND: 3 (MIA)
Max Llewellyn
DE-EDGE Iowa
Kevin Coleman Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 90 RND: 3 (MIA)
Kevin Coleman Jr.
WR Missouri
Caleb Douglas Head Shot
PICK: 94 RND: 3 (MIA)
Caleb Douglas
WR Texas Tech
Le'Veon Moss Head Shot
PICK: 130 RND: 4 (MIA)
Le'Veon Moss
RB Texas A&M
Louis Moore Head Shot
PICK: 140 RND: 4 (MIA)
Louis Moore
S Indiana
DJ Campbell Head Shot
PICK: 151 RND: 5 (MIA)
DJ Campbell
OG Texas
Will Kacmarek Head Shot
PICK: 227 RND: 7 (MIA)
Will Kacmarek
TE Ohio State
Donaven McCulley Head Shot
PICK: 228 RND: 7 (MIA)
Donaven McCulley
WR Michigan
Alton McCaskill Head Shot
PICK: 238 RND: 7 (MIA)
Alton McCaskill
RB Sam Houston
Jaydn Ott Head Shot
PICK: 242 RND: 7 (MIA)
Jaydn Ott
RB Oklahoma
Draft Picks Received
Jacob Rodriguez Head Shot
PICK: 44 RND: 2 (NYJ)
Jacob Rodriguez
LB Texas Tech
Kyle Louis Head Shot
PICK: 45 RND: 2 (BAL)
Kyle Louis
LB Pittsburgh
Mason Reiger Head Shot
PICK: 46 RND: 2 (TB)
Mason Reiger
LB-EDGE Wisconsin
Michael Taaffe Head Shot
PICK: 47 RND: 2 (IND)
Michael Taaffe
S Texas
Louis Moore Head Shot
PICK: 140 RND: 4 (NYJ)
Louis Moore
S Indiana
Donaven McCulley Head Shot
PICK: 228 RND: 7 (NYJ)
Donaven McCulley
WR Michigan
Jaydn Ott Head Shot
PICK: 242 RND: 7 (NYJ)
Jaydn Ott
RB Oklahoma
Draft Picks Traded
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PICK: RND: 1 (LV)
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PICK: RND: 3 (LV)
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PICK: RND: 3 (LV)
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PICK: RND: 4 (LV)
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PICK: RND: 7 (LV)
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Players traded away
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Alexander Mattison
RB
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Ashtyn Davis
S
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Benito Jones
DT
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Bradley Pinion
P
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Caleb Johnson
LB
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Cedrick Wilson Jr.
WR
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Daniel Brunskill
OT
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Darren Waller
TE
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Dee Eskridge
WR
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Germain Ifedi
OG
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Ifeatu Melifonwu
S
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Jack Jones
CB
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James Daniels
OG
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Kendall Lamm
OT
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Obinna Eze
OT
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Quinton Bell
LB
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Rasul Douglas
CB
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Riley Patterson
PK
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Seth Vernon
P
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Taybor Pepper
LS
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Tyreek Hill
WR
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Yodny Cajuste
OT
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Zach Wilson
QB
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Zane Gonzalez
PK
Draft Grade — Dolphins
Overall F
ValueD- NeedB- TradesF FutureF
The Dolphins went off-script early, and it cost them a F.

The Dolphins treated their own grade as gospel and everyone else's as noise, spending pick No. 238 on Alton McCaskill a full 243 spots early. A weekend to file away and forget, and an F to match.

They lost the exchange badly enough to drag the whole class down. It is not that Moore is a bad player; it is that the Dolphins had louder needs to answer first. They punted on quarterback, and it is the miss that keeps the grade honest.

It is a win-now wager, and the future is the stake.

Bottom line, it will take a lot of luck to make this look better later.

Pick Analysis
Pick11 Rnd1 Kadyn Proctor
In pick No. 11 they get a building block for the line. A real need, handled.
Pick30 Rnd1 Chris Johnson
In the Round 1 slot they get a lockdown presence outside at fair value. Need was not the driver here.
Pick43 Rnd2 Chris Bell
They took Chris Bell at par in the 43rd overall pick, which is nothing to complain about. Top of the wish list, and they did not leave without it.
Pick44 Rnd2 Jacob Rodriguez
A market-rate linebacker, with the board and the slot shaking hands on Jacob Rodriguez. It plugs a real leak on the depth chart.
Pick45 Rnd2 Kyle Louis
They reached a country mile for Kyle Louis at slot 45, and the board is aghast. It patches a soft spot without any drama.
Pick46 Rnd2 Mason Reiger
A real head-scratcher, Mason Reiger in Round 2, Pick 14 is miles ahead of his ranking. That was the need underlined and circled, and now it is checked off.
Pick47 Rnd2 Michael Taaffe
This one needs a full-page explanation: Michael Taaffe in slot 47, miles early. It thickens a room that could stand to be thicker.
Pick75 Rnd3 Trey Moore
Trey Moore at the Round 3 slot is the kind of overdraft that needs everything to break right. It answers the question that was keeping the coaches up at night.
Pick87 Rnd3 Max Llewellyn
They reached into another round for Max Llewellyn, and the board is nowhere close to agreeing. This was priority one on the needs board, and now it is handled.
Pick90 Rnd3 Kevin Coleman Jr.
A swing that ignored the value entirely, Kevin Coleman Jr. well ahead of where he belonged. A glaring weakness, addressed head on.
Pick94 Rnd3 Caleb Douglas
Caleb Douglas at Round 3, Pick 30 is an overdraft of the loud, memorable kind. The biggest hole on the depth chart just got a whole lot smaller.
Pick130 Rnd4 Le'Veon Moss
Le'Veon Moss in the 130th overall pick is a bet on their own eyes over everyone else's grade. A real hole, addressed with a reasonable pick.
Pick140 Rnd4 Louis Moore
A want over a need in No. 140: Louis Moore adds a safety while quarterback and interior defensive lineman keeps waiting.
Pick151 Rnd5 DJ Campbell
They left a pile of value on the table to take DJ Campbell this early at the 151st pick. It shores up a spot that genuinely needed the help.
Pick227 Rnd7 Will Kacmarek
Will Kacmarek in the Round 7 slot is a reach so steep the board needed a second look to believe it. One more legitimate question on the roster, answered.
Pick228 Rnd7 Donaven McCulley
Value said wait; Donaven McCulley in pick No. 228 says they were not listening. They walked in needing this and walked out with it.
Pick238 Rnd7 Alton McCaskill
A big swing on Alton McCaskill at slot 238, well ahead of any board in the building. A sensible fit that makes the depth chart a little sturdier.
Pick242 Rnd7 Jaydn Ott
Jaydn Ott at pick 242 is a clear overpay, with better names still on the board. The roster fit checks out.