Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT

Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON APR 25, 2026

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  • Reheheheheh DRAFTING FOR THE
    Dolphins
Draft Selections
Kadyn Proctor Head Shot
PICK: 11 RND: 1 (MIA)
Kadyn Proctor
OT Alabama
Chris Johnson Head Shot
PICK: 30 RND: 1 (MIA)
Chris Johnson
CB San Diego State
Jacob Rodriguez Head Shot
PICK: 43 RND: 2 (MIA)
Jacob Rodriguez
LB Texas Tech
Chris Bell Head Shot
PICK: 44 RND: 2 (MIA)
Chris Bell
WR Louisville
Kyle Louis Head Shot
PICK: 45 RND: 2 (MIA)
Kyle Louis
LB Pittsburgh
Michael Taaffe Head Shot
PICK: 46 RND: 2 (MIA)
Michael Taaffe
S Texas
Caleb Douglas Head Shot
PICK: 75 RND: 3 (MIA)
Caleb Douglas
WR Texas Tech
Kevin Coleman Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 87 RND: 3 (MIA)
Kevin Coleman Jr.
WR Missouri
Will Kacmarek Head Shot
PICK: 90 RND: 3 (MIA)
Will Kacmarek
TE Ohio State
Trey Moore Head Shot
PICK: 94 RND: 3 (MIA)
Trey Moore
LB-EDGE Texas
Matthew Hibner Head Shot
PICK: 130 RND: 4 (MIA)
Matthew Hibner
TE SMU
Khalil Dinkins Head Shot
PICK: 151 RND: 5 (MIA)
Khalil Dinkins
TE Penn State
Draft Picks Received
Chris Bell Head Shot
PICK: 44 RND: 2 (NYJ)
Chris Bell
WR Louisville
Kyle Louis Head Shot
PICK: 45 RND: 2 (BAL)
Kyle Louis
LB Pittsburgh
Michael Taaffe Head Shot
PICK: 46 RND: 2 (TB)
Michael Taaffe
S Texas
Draft Picks Traded
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 1 (LV)
NEXT YEAR (2027)
 
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 2 (LV)
NEXT YEAR (2027)
 
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 3 (LV)
NEXT YEAR (2027)
 
Players traded away
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Alexander Mattison
RB
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Ashtyn Davis
S
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Caleb Johnson
LB
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Cedrick Wilson Jr.
WR
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Daniel Brunskill
OT
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Darren Waller
TE
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Dee Eskridge
WR
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Germain Ifedi
OG
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James Daniels
OG
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Kendall Lamm
OT
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Obinna Eze
OT
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Rasul Douglas
CB
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Tyreek Hill
WR
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Yodny Cajuste
OT
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Zach Wilson
QB
Draft Grade — Dolphins
Overall F
ValueD NeedB- TradesF FutureF
A weekend the Dolphins spent ahead of the board, for worse: F.

It is the swing that defines the weekend: Will Kacmarek in pick No. 90, a good 229 spots before the room expected him.

They lost the exchange badly enough to drag the whole class down. For all the activity, quarterback went untouched, which is hard to explain. They are betting the present roster is worth a lighter draft next spring.

On the needs board they went 5 of 8, with wide receiver the one that mattered most.

The verdict is harsh because the weekend was, and there is little to argue.

Pick Analysis
Pick11 Rnd1 Kadyn Proctor
In Round 1, Pick 11 they get a blindside protector. A clean fit for the roster.
Pick30 Rnd1 Chris Johnson
In pick No. 30 they get an island corner at fair value. Need was not the driver here.
Pick43 Rnd2 Jacob Rodriguez
A reach for Jacob Rodriguez in slot 43; a little patience would have been rewarded. Another box on the needs board, quietly ticked.
Pick44 Rnd2 Chris Bell
A tidy little value on Chris Bell in the 44th pick, a step better than break-even. Top of the wish list, and they did not leave without it.
Pick45 Rnd2 Kyle Louis
A swing that ignored the value entirely, Kyle Louis well ahead of where he belonged. It fills a real need, too.
Pick46 Rnd2 Michael Taaffe
A big swing on Michael Taaffe at the Round 2 slot, well ahead of any board in the building. A quiet depth add at a thin-ish spot.
Pick75 Rnd3 Caleb Douglas
Caleb Douglas at slot 75 is the pick scouts circle, and not in a good way. A must-fix position, and they treated it like one.
Pick87 Rnd3 Kevin Coleman Jr.
They left a pile of value on the table to take Kevin Coleman Jr. this early at pick No. 87. This was priority one on the needs board, and now it is handled.
Pick90 Rnd3 Will Kacmarek
They talked themselves into Will Kacmarek at Round 3, Pick 26, and the board did not agree. One more legitimate question on the roster, answered.
Pick94 Rnd3 Trey Moore
They reached into another round for Trey Moore, and the board is nowhere close to agreeing. That was the need underlined and circled, and now it is checked off.
Pick130 Rnd4 Matthew Hibner
A wild overpay on Matthew Hibner in the 130th overall pick, the sort that defines a class for the wrong reasons. It shores up a spot that genuinely needed the help.
Pick151 Rnd5 Khalil Dinkins
This one needs a full-page explanation: Khalil Dinkins in the 151st pick, miles early. A sensible fit for a spot that needed help.