Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT

Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON APR 25, 2026

miami

  • Reheheheheh DRAFTING FOR THE
    Cowboys
Draft Selections
Makai Lemon Head Shot
PICK: 12 RND: 1 (DAL)
Makai Lemon
WR USC
Olaivavega Ioane Head Shot
PICK: 20 RND: 1 (DAL)
Olaivavega Ioane
OG Penn State
Ted Hurst Head Shot
PICK: 92 RND: 3 (DAL)
Ted Hurst
WR Georgia State
Jalon Kilgore Head Shot
PICK: 112 RND: 4 (DAL)
Jalon Kilgore
CB South Carolina
J.C. Davis Head Shot
PICK: 152 RND: 5 (DAL)
J.C. Davis
OT Illinois
Tim Keenan III Head Shot
PICK: 177 RND: 5 (DAL)
Tim Keenan III
DT Alabama
Drew Allar Head Shot
PICK: 180 RND: 5 (DAL)
Drew Allar
QB Penn State
Cole Payton Head Shot
PICK: 218 RND: 7 (DAL)
Cole Payton
QB North Dakota State
Draft Grade — Cowboys
Overall B
ValueB NeedA- TradesB- FutureB-
Grand theft in the 177th pick: the Cowboys steal Keenan III and grade out a B.

This is the pick they will still be bragging about in July: Tim Keenan III, the No. 154 name on the board, stolen at pick 177.

That linebacker hole did not close this weekend, and it was the biggest one on the wall. On the needs board they went 5 of 8, with wide receiver the one that mattered most. Almost all the early capital went to that side of the ball.

In short, they left a little better than they arrived, which is the whole idea.

Pick Analysis
Pick12 Rnd1 Makai Lemon
In slot 12 they get a weapon on the perimeter at fair value. It fills the loudest need on the roster.
Pick20 Rnd1 Olaivavega Ioane
In the Round 1 slot they get a long-term starter on the line. Exactly the need they had to hit.
Pick92 Rnd3 Ted Hurst
Ted Hurst in No. 92 lands just on the right side of the ledger. That was the need underlined and circled, and now it is checked off.
Pick112 Rnd4 Jalon Kilgore
A tidy bit of business in the 112th overall pick, where Jalon Kilgore graded well above the range. A glaring weakness, addressed head on.
Pick152 Rnd5 J.C. Davis
J.C. Davis at Round 5, Pick 12 is money in the bank, a offensive lineman taken below his worth. They walked in needing this and walked out with it.
Pick177 Rnd5 Tim Keenan III
Steal is underselling it; Tim Keenan III at pick No. 177 is a heist with the alarm still ringing. A need, and now a little less of one.
Pick180 Rnd5 Drew Allar
Drew Allar at pick 180 is daylight robbery; nobody expected him to last. Another box on the needs board, quietly ticked.
Pick218 Rnd7 Cole Payton
Nice patience on Cole Payton, who had no business lasting to the 218th pick. The roster fit checks out.