Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT

Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON APR 24, 2026

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  • Reheheheheh DRAFTING FOR THE
    Cowboys
Draft Selections
Cashius Howell Head Shot
PICK: 12 RND: 1 (DAL)
Cashius Howell
DE-EDGE Texas A&M
Akheem Mesidor Head Shot
PICK: 20 RND: 1 (DAL)
Akheem Mesidor
DE-EDGE Miami
Jadarian Price Head Shot
PICK: 92 RND: 3 (DAL)
Jadarian Price
RB Notre Dame
Deion Burks Head Shot
PICK: 112 RND: 4 (DAL)
Deion Burks
WR Oklahoma
Nadame Tucker Head Shot
PICK: 152 RND: 5 (DAL)
Nadame Tucker
DE-EDGE Western Michigan
Red Murdock Head Shot
PICK: 177 RND: 5 (DAL)
Red Murdock
LB Buffalo
Anez Cooper Head Shot
PICK: 180 RND: 5 (DAL)
Anez Cooper
OG Miami
Eric O'Neill Head Shot
PICK: 218 RND: 7 (DAL)
Eric O'Neill
DE-EDGE Rutgers
Draft Grade — Cowboys
Overall C+
ValueC NeedC+ TradesB- FutureB-
A weekend that raised as many questions as it answered. The Cowboys get a C+.

You can hear the double-takes from here. The Cowboys took Eric O'Neill at pick No. 218, roughly 51 spots before his name belonged.

The Price steal is the beam this whole class leans on. They covered a lot of ground and still skipped cornerback, which is a strange place to end up.

With cornerback, quarterback and other spots unsolved, spending premium capital on edge rusher is the choice that costs them.

Hit on Cashius Howell and the swing picks, and this ages a lot better than it grades today.

Pick Analysis
Pick12 Rnd1 Cashius Howell
In the 12th overall pick they get a quarterback's worst nightmare, though they paid up to get him.
Pick20 Rnd1 Akheem Mesidor
They bypassed pressing needs at cornerback, quarterback and other spots to take Akheem Mesidor, an edge rusher that was not the priority.
Pick92 Rnd3 Jadarian Price
Jadarian Price in pick No. 92 is the kind of fall that makes a whole class. It shores up a spot that genuinely needed the help.
Pick112 Rnd4 Deion Burks
A wide receiver of that caliber at Round 4, Pick 12 is the definition of value, full stop. A glaring weakness, addressed head on.
Pick152 Rnd5 Nadame Tucker
Nadame Tucker in the 152nd pick is a reach so steep the board needed a second look to believe it. A want more than a need, though you can never have too many.
Pick177 Rnd5 Red Murdock
Red Murdock at pick 177 is the pick scouts circle, and not in a good way. It answers the question that was keeping the coaches up at night.
Pick180 Rnd5 Anez Cooper
No edge and no loss on Anez Cooper in the Round 5 slot; it is a wash and a sensible one. It also answers one of the loudest questions on the roster.
Pick218 Rnd7 Eric O'Neill
A real head-scratcher, Eric O'Neill in the 218th pick is miles ahead of his ranking. They doubled down on a strength rather than a need.