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Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON APR 25, 2026

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  • Reheheheheh DRAFTING FOR THE
    Bears
Draft Selections
Colton Hood Head Shot
PICK: 25 RND: 1 (CHI)
Colton Hood
CB Tennessee
Caleb Tiernan Head Shot
PICK: 57 RND: 2 (CHI)
Caleb Tiernan
OT Northwestern
Josiah Trotter Head Shot
PICK: 60 RND: 2 (CHI)
Josiah Trotter
LB Missouri
Dani Dennis-Sutton Head Shot
PICK: 89 RND: 3 (CHI)
Dani Dennis-Sutton
DE-EDGE Penn State
Justin Joly Head Shot
PICK: 129 RND: 4 (CHI)
Justin Joly
TE NC State
Sawyer Robertson Head Shot
PICK: 239 RND: 7 (CHI)
Sawyer Robertson
QB Baylor
Toriano Pride Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 241 RND: 7 (CHI)
Toriano Pride Jr.
CB Missouri
Draft Grade — Bears
Overall B-
ValueB NeedB+ TradesB- FutureB-
The Bears won the night they stopped Robertson from sliding. Grade: B-.

The rest of the league will want that one back. Sawyer Robertson tumbling to the Bears in slot 239 is a gift they did not have to think twice about.

A whole weekend of picks and interior defensive lineman is somehow still a want. They left with edge rusher solved and the rest of the wish list mostly ticked off. The weekend tilted hard toward the defense.

A competent weekend that does not make headlines and does not need to.

Pick Analysis
Pick25 Rnd1 Colton Hood
In pick No. 25 they get a ballhawk on the outside. The biggest hole, addressed.
Pick57 Rnd2 Caleb Tiernan
A market-rate offensive lineman, with the board and the slot shaking hands on Caleb Tiernan. One more legitimate question on the roster, answered.
Pick60 Rnd2 Josiah Trotter
No edge and no loss on Josiah Trotter in the 60th overall pick; it is a wash and a sensible one. A real hole, addressed with a reasonable pick.
Pick89 Rnd3 Dani Dennis-Sutton
A tidy little value on Dani Dennis-Sutton in the 89th pick, a step better than break-even. The biggest hole on the depth chart just got a whole lot smaller.
Pick129 Rnd4 Justin Joly
A clean, defensible pick in No. 129 with a little surplus value in Justin Joly. Useful body for a position without much behind the starter.
Pick239 Rnd7 Sawyer Robertson
Sawyer Robertson at the Round 7 slot is the steal of the weekend, a first-round talent at a bargain-bin price. It plugs a real leak on the depth chart.
Pick241 Rnd7 Toriano Pride Jr.
Toriano Pride Jr. at pick 241 is daylight robbery; nobody expected him to last. The one spot they could not leave alone, and did not.