Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT

Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON APR 25, 2026

miami

  • Reheheheheh DRAFTING FOR THE
    49ers
Draft Selections
Caleb Lomu Head Shot
PICK: 27 RND: 1 (SF)
Caleb Lomu
OT Utah
Chase Bisontis Head Shot
PICK: 58 RND: 2 (SF)
Chase Bisontis
OG Texas A&M
Brian Parker II Head Shot
PICK: 127 RND: 4 (SF)
Brian Parker II
C Duke
Will Lee III Head Shot
PICK: 133 RND: 4 (SF)
Will Lee III
CB Texas A&M
Oscar Delp Head Shot
PICK: 138 RND: 4 (SF)
Oscar Delp
TE Georgia
Tyler Onyedim Head Shot
PICK: 139 RND: 4 (SF)
Tyler Onyedim
DE-EDGE Texas A&M
Draft Grade — 49ers
Overall B
ValueB- NeedB+ TradesB- FutureB-
Nothing loud, just a tidy B for the 49ers.

You can fall in love with a player. You are not supposed to marry him in the wrong round. The 49ers did exactly that with Tyler Onyedim in slot 139. It nets out to a B, which feels about right.

They banked enough surplus on Parker II to cover a lot of smaller sins. They will regret leaving wide receiver for another day if the season turns on it.

They left with offensive lineman solved and the rest of the wish list mostly ticked off. Building through the lines is a philosophy, and they stuck to it.

A tidy weekend of work that should hold up just fine.

Pick Analysis
Pick27 Rnd1 Caleb Lomu
No drama and no debate, Caleb Lomu went about where he belonged in pick 27. This was priority one on the needs board, and now it is handled.
Pick58 Rnd2 Chase Bisontis
Chase Bisontis in pick No. 58 is fine work, a shade of surplus and no downside. That was the need underlined and circled, and now it is checked off.
Pick127 Rnd4 Brian Parker II
Brian Parker II at slot 127 is the sort of value that quietly wins a weekend. A must-fix position, and they treated it like one.
Pick133 Rnd4 Will Lee III
Will Lee III at the Round 4 slot is a sensible buy, a touch better than market for the cornerback. A minor need, but a need all the same.
Pick138 Rnd4 Oscar Delp
Fair-plus on Oscar Delp, a quiet win that adds up over a draft. It patches a soft spot without any drama.
Pick139 Rnd4 Tyler Onyedim
Tyler Onyedim at No. 139 is the kind of overdraft that needs everything to break right. A real hole, addressed with a reasonable pick.