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KaepKillsTheColtsCurse'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON APR 14, 2026

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  • KaepKillsTheColtsCurse DRAFTING FOR THE
    Colts
Draft Selections
Chris Brazzell II Head Shot
PICK: 30 RND: 1 (IND)
Chris Brazzell II
WR Tennessee
Jacob Rodriguez Head Shot
PICK: 54 RND: 2 (IND)
Jacob Rodriguez
LB Texas Tech
Kyle Louis Head Shot
PICK: 78 RND: 3 (IND)
Kyle Louis
LB Pittsburgh
Jalon Kilgore Head Shot
PICK: 106 RND: 4 (IND)
Jalon Kilgore
CB South Carolina
Trey Zuhn III Head Shot
PICK: 137 RND: 4 (IND)
Trey Zuhn III
C Texas A&M
Matt Gulbin Head Shot
PICK: 169 RND: 5 (IND)
Matt Gulbin
C Michigan State
Zane Durant Head Shot
PICK: 207 RND: 6 (IND)
Zane Durant
DT Penn State
Jeff Caldwell Head Shot
PICK: 210 RND: 6 (IND)
Jeff Caldwell
WR Cincinnati
Latrell McCutchin Sr. Head Shot
PICK: 222 RND: 7 (IND)
Latrell McCutchin Sr.
CB Houston
Draft Picks Received
Chris Brazzell II Head Shot
PICK: 30 RND: 1 (MIA)
Chris Brazzell II
WR Tennessee
Jacob Rodriguez Head Shot
PICK: 54 RND: 2 (PHI)
Jacob Rodriguez
LB Texas Tech
Jalon Kilgore Head Shot
PICK: 106 RND: 4 (HOU)
Jalon Kilgore
CB South Carolina
Trey Zuhn III Head Shot
PICK: 137 RND: 4 (PHI)
Trey Zuhn III
C Texas A&M
Matt Gulbin Head Shot
PICK: 169 RND: 5 (KC)
Matt Gulbin
C Michigan State
Zane Durant Head Shot
PICK: 207 RND: 6 (LAR)
Zane Durant
DT Penn State
Jeff Caldwell Head Shot
PICK: 210 RND: 6 (KC)
Jeff Caldwell
WR Cincinnati
Latrell McCutchin Sr. Head Shot
PICK: 222 RND: 7 (DET)
Latrell McCutchin Sr.
CB Houston
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 7 (DET)
NEXT YEAR (2027)
 
Draft Picks Traded
Anthony Lucas Head Shot
PICK: 47 RND: 2 (PHI)
Anthony Lucas
DE-EDGE USC
Malachi Fields Head Shot
PICK: 113 RND: 4 (HOU)
Malachi Fields
WR Notre Dame
Rayshaun Benny Head Shot
PICK: 156 RND: 5 (KC)
Rayshaun Benny
DL Michigan
Nick Barrett Head Shot
PICK: 214 RND: 6 (CAR)
Nick Barrett
DL South Carolina
Jaren Kanak Head Shot
PICK: 249 RND: 7 (LAR)
Jaren Kanak
TE Oklahoma
Jalon Daniels Head Shot
PICK: 254 RND: 7 (LAR)
Jalon Daniels
QB Kansas
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 7 (LV)
NEXT YEAR (2027)
 
Players Gained
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Azeez Al-Shaair
LB
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Will Shipley
RB
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Josh Sweat
DE
Players traded away
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Anthony Richardson
QB
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Bayron Matos
OG
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Ben Nikkel
S
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Bill Murray
OG
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D.J. Montgomery
WR
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Daniel Scott
S
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Durell Nchami
LB
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Jack Wilson
OT
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Jaylon Carlies
S
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Jaylon Jones
CB
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Josh Sills
OG
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Kenny Moore II
CB
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LaDarius Henderson
OT
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Luke Tenuta
OT
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Salvon Ahmed
RB
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Sean McKeon
TE
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Spencer Shrader
PK
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Tim Smith
DT
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Trey Washington
S
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Tyler Goodson
RB
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Ulysses Bentley IV
RB
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Viliami Fehoko Jr.
DE
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Will Mallory
TE
Draft Grade — Colts
Overall D-
ValueB- NeedB TradesF FutureB-
Best value of the weekend goes to the Colts for Durant: D-.

The phones were a trap the Colts kept walking into, shipping out surplus on nearly every deal.

They will regret leaving quarterback for another day if the season turns on it. They are betting Gulbin proves the room right and everyone else wrong. However the rest shakes out, Durant at that price is a win they earned.

The imported veterans give this class a floor the draft picks could not on their own.

Add it up and it is a weekend the front office will hope everyone forgets, quarterback very much included.

Pick Analysis
Pick30 Rnd1 Chris Brazzell II
In the 30th overall pick they get a weapon on the perimeter at fair value. It fills the loudest need on the roster.
Pick54 Rnd2 Jacob Rodriguez
By-the-book stuff, Jacob Rodriguez at the 54th pick squarely in line with his ranking. A sensible fit that makes the depth chart a little sturdier.
Pick78 Rnd3 Kyle Louis
They went early on Kyle Louis in the Round 3 slot, and the value did not follow. A real hole, addressed with a reasonable pick.
Pick106 Rnd4 Jalon Kilgore
No edge and no loss on Jalon Kilgore in slot 106; it is a wash and a sensible one. A quiet depth add at a thin-ish spot.
Pick137 Rnd4 Trey Zuhn III
A tidy bit of business in pick No. 137, where Trey Zuhn III graded well above the range. It plugs a real leak on the depth chart.
Pick169 Rnd5 Matt Gulbin
Matt Gulbin at No. 169 is a conviction pick that outran the value. Another box on the needs board, quietly ticked.
Pick207 Rnd6 Zane Durant
A top-tier interior defensive lineman at a bargain, Zane Durant in the Round 6 slot, plain and simple. The roster fit checks out.
Pick210 Rnd6 Jeff Caldwell
Jeff Caldwell is a better player than No. 210 suggests; smart patience, rewarded. It answers the question that was keeping the coaches up at night.
Pick222 Rnd7 Latrell McCutchin Sr.
A reach on Latrell McCutchin Sr. in pick 222; the board had better options right there. A want dressed up as a pick, at a spot they had covered.