KaepKillsTheColtsCurse'S MOCK DRAFT
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KaepKillsTheColtsCurse'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON APR 1, 2026

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  • KaepKillsTheColtsCurse DRAFTING FOR THE
    Colts
Draft Selections
Sonny Styles Head Shot
PICK: 32 RND: 1 (IND)
Sonny Styles
LB Ohio State
Derrick Moore Head Shot
PICK: 47 RND: 2 (IND)
Derrick Moore
DE-EDGE Michigan
De'Zhaun Stribling Head Shot
PICK: 78 RND: 3 (IND)
De'Zhaun Stribling
WR Ole Miss
Nicholas Singleton Head Shot
PICK: 113 RND: 4 (IND)
Nicholas Singleton
RB Penn State
Matt Gulbin Head Shot
PICK: 156 RND: 5 (IND)
Matt Gulbin
C Michigan State
Aiden Fisher Head Shot
PICK: 207 RND: 6 (IND)
Aiden Fisher
LB Indiana
Isaiah Jatta Head Shot
PICK: 214 RND: 6 (IND)
Isaiah Jatta
OT BYU
Draft Picks Received
Sonny Styles Head Shot
PICK: 32 RND: 1 (SEA)
Sonny Styles
LB Ohio State
Aiden Fisher Head Shot
PICK: 207 RND: 6 (LAR)
Aiden Fisher
LB Indiana
Draft Picks Traded
Jaydn Ott Head Shot
PICK: 249 RND: 7 (LAR)
Jaydn Ott
RB Oklahoma
Jordan White Head Shot
PICK: 254 RND: 7 (LAR)
Jordan White
C Vanderbilt
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 7 (LV)
NEXT YEAR (2027)
 
Players Gained
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Azeez Al-Shaair
LB
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Josh Sweat
DE
Players traded away
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Anthony Richardson
QB
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Bayron Matos
OG
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Ben Nikkel
S
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Bill Murray
OG
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D.J. Montgomery
WR
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Daniel Scott
S
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DJ Giddens
RB
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Durell Nchami
LB
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Jack Wilson
OT
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Jaylon Carlies
S
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Jaylon Jones
CB
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Johnathan Edwards
CB
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Josh Sills
OG
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LaDarius Henderson
OT
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Luke Tenuta
OT
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Salvon Ahmed
RB
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Sean McKeon
TE
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Trey Washington
S
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Ulysses Bentley IV
RB
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Viliami Fehoko Jr.
DE
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Will Mallory
TE
Draft Grade — Colts
Overall D-
ValueC+ NeedB TradesF FutureB-
The Colts bled value on every deal, hence the D-.

The rest of the league had time to spare on Isaiah Jatta; the Colts did not wait, grabbing him 47 spots ahead at pick No. 214.

They lost the exchange badly enough to drag the whole class down. They punted on quarterback, and it is the miss that keeps the grade honest.

A rough weekend that leaves the roster with more questions than answers.

Pick Analysis
Pick32 Rnd1 Sonny Styles
In the 32nd overall pick they get a three-down second-level presence, and a steal at that.
Pick47 Rnd2 Derrick Moore
A reach for Derrick Moore in slot 47; a little patience would have been rewarded. One more legitimate question on the roster, answered.
Pick78 Rnd3 De'Zhaun Stribling
The board screamed and they did not listen, reaching into the next round for De'Zhaun Stribling. It also answers one of the loudest questions on the roster.
Pick113 Rnd4 Nicholas Singleton
Fair-plus on Nicholas Singleton, a quiet win that adds up over a draft. The biggest hole on the depth chart just got a whole lot smaller.
Pick156 Rnd5 Matt Gulbin
They reached a country mile for Matt Gulbin at No. 156, and the board is aghast. It shores up a spot that genuinely needed the help.
Pick207 Rnd6 Aiden Fisher
They talked themselves into Aiden Fisher at the Round 6 slot, and the board did not agree. It plugs a real leak on the depth chart.
Pick214 Rnd6 Isaiah Jatta
A real head-scratcher, Isaiah Jatta in Round 6, Pick 33 is miles ahead of his ranking. A sensible fit that makes the depth chart a little sturdier.