KaepKillsTheColtsCurse'S MOCK DRAFT
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KaepKillsTheColtsCurse'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON APR 2, 2026

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  • KaepKillsTheColtsCurse DRAFTING FOR THE
    Colts
Draft Selections
Fernando Mendoza Head Shot
PICK: 27 RND: 1 (IND)
Fernando Mendoza
QB Indiana
David Bailey Head Shot
PICK: 28 RND: 1 (IND)
David Bailey
LB-EDGE Texas Tech
Jordyn Tyson Head Shot
PICK: 47 RND: 2 (IND)
Jordyn Tyson
WR Arizona State
Sonny Styles Head Shot
PICK: 78 RND: 3 (IND)
Sonny Styles
LB Ohio State
Kayden McDonald Head Shot
PICK: 113 RND: 4 (IND)
Kayden McDonald
DT Ohio State
Spencer Fano Head Shot
PICK: 156 RND: 5 (IND)
Spencer Fano
OT Utah
Jalon Kilgore Head Shot
PICK: 207 RND: 6 (IND)
Jalon Kilgore
CB South Carolina
Chase Bisontis Head Shot
PICK: 208 RND: 6 (IND)
Chase Bisontis
OG Texas A&M
Logan Jones Head Shot
PICK: 214 RND: 6 (IND)
Logan Jones
C Iowa
Kenyon Sadiq Head Shot
PICK: 241 RND: 7 (IND)
Kenyon Sadiq
TE Oregon
Draft Picks Received
Fernando Mendoza Head Shot
PICK: 27 RND: 1 (SF)
Fernando Mendoza
QB Indiana
David Bailey Head Shot
PICK: 28 RND: 1 (HOU)
David Bailey
LB-EDGE Texas Tech
Jalon Kilgore Head Shot
PICK: 207 RND: 6 (LAR)
Jalon Kilgore
CB South Carolina
Chase Bisontis Head Shot
PICK: 208 RND: 6 (LV)
Chase Bisontis
OG Texas A&M
Kenyon Sadiq Head Shot
PICK: 241 RND: 7 (CHI)
Kenyon Sadiq
TE Oregon
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 5 (LV)
NEXT YEAR (2027)
 
Draft Picks Traded
Zavion Thomas Head Shot
PICK: 249 RND: 7 (LAR)
Zavion Thomas
WR LSU
Preston Hodge Head Shot
PICK: 254 RND: 7 (LAR)
Preston Hodge
CB Colorado
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 7 (LV)
NEXT YEAR (2027)
 
Players Gained
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Azeez Al-Shaair
LB
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Josh Blackwell
CB
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Will Shipley
RB
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Josh Sweat
DE
Players traded away
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Anthony Richardson
QB
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Arden Key
LB
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Bayron Matos
OG
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Ben Nikkel
S
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Bill Murray
OG
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D.J. Montgomery
WR
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Daniel Jones
QB
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Daniel Scott
S
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Durell Nchami
LB
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Jack Wilson
OT
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Jaylon Jones
CB
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Jimmy Morrissey
C
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Johnathan Edwards
CB
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Jonathan Owens
S
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Josh Sills
OG
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LaDarius Henderson
OT
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Luke Tenuta
OT
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Mekhi Blackmon
CB
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Salvon Ahmed
RB
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Sean McKeon
TE
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Spencer Shrader
PK
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Tim Smith
DT
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Trey Washington
S
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Tyler Goodson
RB
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Ulysses Bentley IV
RB
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Viliami Fehoko Jr.
DE
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Will Mallory
TE
Draft Grade — Colts
Overall D+
ValueA+ NeedB+ TradesF FutureB-
Mendoza is the Colts' new face under center. Grade: D+.

Thirty-one other rooms let Kenyon Sadiq slide, and the Colts were the ones holding the card at pick 241. Highway robbery. The math is unkind, and the D+ follows.

Fernando Mendoza is the bet, and the class will be judged on how it pays off. Overpaying at the table undid a lot of the good work elsewhere. They punted on running back, and it is the miss that keeps the grade honest.

Bottom line, they will need several of these picks to beat their grades just to break even, and running back is still a hole.

Pick Analysis
Pick27 Rnd1 Fernando Mendoza
In No. 27 they get the face of the franchise, and a steal at that. Exactly the need they had to hit.
Pick28 Rnd1 David Bailey
David Bailey at Round 1, Pick 28 is the steal of the weekend, a first-round talent at a bargain-bin price. It shores up a spot that genuinely needed the help.
Pick47 Rnd2 Jordyn Tyson
Steal is underselling it; Jordyn Tyson at the Round 2 slot is a heist with the alarm still ringing. A glaring weakness, addressed head on.
Pick78 Rnd3 Sonny Styles
Sonny Styles in pick No. 78 is a gift, value that borders on unfair. A sensible fit that makes the depth chart a little sturdier.
Pick113 Rnd4 Kayden McDonald
You do not let an interior defensive lineman like Kayden McDonald reach No. 113 and blink. They did not. One more legitimate question on the roster, answered.
Pick156 Rnd5 Spencer Fano
Spencer Fano at slot 156 is daylight robbery; nobody expected him to last. A real hole, addressed with a reasonable pick.
Pick207 Rnd6 Jalon Kilgore
A cornerback of that caliber at the 207th pick is the definition of value, full stop. Depth more than a fix, but depth they can use.
Pick208 Rnd6 Chase Bisontis
Circle this one: Chase Bisontis at pick 208 is a fall that decides a draft. A need, and now a little less of one.
Pick214 Rnd6 Logan Jones
The board fumbled Logan Jones all the way to the 214th overall pick, and they scooped it up. A sensible fit for a spot that needed help.
Pick241 Rnd7 Kenyon Sadiq
They will replay Kenyon Sadiq at Round 7, Pick 25 for years; that is how good the value is. A must-fix position, and they treated it like one.