CheeseBurger Fat Boy'S MOCK DRAFT

CheeseBurger Fat Boy'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON FEB 20, 2026

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  • CheeseBurger Fat Boy DRAFTING FOR THE
    Chiefs
Draft Selections
Olaivavega Ioane Head Shot
PICK: 24 RND: 1 (KC)
Olaivavega Ioane
OG Penn State
Elijah Sarratt Head Shot
PICK: 40 RND: 2 (KC)
Elijah Sarratt
WR Indiana
Jonah Coleman Head Shot
PICK: 70 RND: 3 (KC)
Jonah Coleman
RB Washington
A.J. Haulcy Head Shot
PICK: 74 RND: 3 (KC)
A.J. Haulcy
S LSU
Caden Curry Head Shot
PICK: 97 RND: 3 (KC)
Caden Curry
DE Ohio State
Jack Endries Head Shot
PICK: 107 RND: 4 (KC)
Jack Endries
TE Texas
Bryce Lance Head Shot
PICK: 109 RND: 4 (KC)
Bryce Lance
WR North Dakota State
Beau Stephens Head Shot
PICK: 146 RND: 5 (KC)
Beau Stephens
OG Iowa
Aaron Graves Head Shot
PICK: 176 RND: 5 (KC)
Aaron Graves
DL Iowa
Draft Picks Received
Olaivavega Ioane Head Shot
PICK: 24 RND: 1 (CLE)
Olaivavega Ioane
OG Penn State
Jonah Coleman Head Shot
PICK: 70 RND: 3 (CLE)
Jonah Coleman
RB Washington
Caden Curry Head Shot
PICK: 97 RND: 3 (MIN)
Caden Curry
DE Ohio State
Jack Endries Head Shot
PICK: 107 RND: 4 (CLE)
Jack Endries
TE Texas
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 1 (MIN)
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No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 6 (CLE)
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No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 7 (CLE)
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Draft Picks Traded
Jermod McCoy Head Shot
PICK: 9 RND: 1 (MIN)
Jermod McCoy
CB Tennessee
Draft Grade — Chiefs
Overall B
ValueB- NeedB+ TradesC FutureA
The Chiefs robbed the room for Haulcy. Final grade: B.

When a board-topper like A.J. Haulcy slides to the 74th pick, you do not overthink it, and the Chiefs did not.

That quarterback hole did not close this weekend, and it was the biggest one on the wall. The Curry pick is the one the value grade keeps tripping over. The hoard sets up next April more than it helps this September.

The trades cost them a sliver of value they did not need to spend.

All told, a draft that does its job without fuss, and there is real value in that.

Pick Analysis
Pick24 Rnd1 Olaivavega Ioane
In No. 24 they get an anchor for the offensive line. It fills the loudest need on the roster.
Pick40 Rnd2 Elijah Sarratt
Elijah Sarratt at the 40th overall pick is neither steal nor reach, just the going rate. A must-fix position, and they treated it like one.
Pick70 Rnd3 Jonah Coleman
No edge and no loss on Jonah Coleman in pick 70; it is a wash and a sensible one. It fills a real need, too.
Pick74 Rnd3 A.J. Haulcy
They will replay A.J. Haulcy at pick No. 74 for years; that is how good the value is. A quiet depth add at a thin-ish spot.
Pick97 Rnd3 Caden Curry
Caden Curry at the Round 3 slot jumps the queue by a touch more than is comfortable. A real hole, addressed with a reasonable pick.
Pick107 Rnd4 Jack Endries
Jack Endries in Round 4, Pick 7 lands just on the right side of the ledger. A glaring weakness, addressed head on.
Pick109 Rnd4 Bryce Lance
A market-rate wide receiver, with the board and the slot shaking hands on Bryce Lance. Top of the wish list, and they did not leave without it.
Pick146 Rnd5 Beau Stephens
They took Beau Stephens at par in the 146th pick, which is nothing to complain about. The one spot they could not leave alone, and did not.
Pick176 Rnd5 Aaron Graves
Aaron Graves in the 176th pick is a bargain the rest of the room will envy. It shores up a spot that genuinely needed the help.