Veach Sucks!'S MOCK DRAFT
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Veach Sucks!'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON FEB 22, 2026

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  • Veach Sucks! DRAFTING FOR THE
    Chiefs
Draft Selections
Spencer Fano Head Shot
PICK: 9 RND: 1 (KC)
Spencer Fano
OT Utah
Makai Lemon Head Shot
PICK: 40 RND: 2 (KC)
Makai Lemon
WR USC
Jonah Coleman Head Shot
PICK: 74 RND: 3 (KC)
Jonah Coleman
RB Washington
Caden Curry Head Shot
PICK: 109 RND: 4 (KC)
Caden Curry
DE Ohio State
Treydan Stukes Head Shot
PICK: 146 RND: 5 (KC)
Treydan Stukes
CB Arizona
Bud Clark Head Shot
PICK: 176 RND: 5 (KC)
Bud Clark
S TCU
Draft Grade — Chiefs
Overall B
ValueB NeedA- TradesB- FutureB-
The Chiefs did the meat-and-potatoes work well: B.

You can hear the double-takes from here. The Chiefs took Bud Clark at the Round 5 slot, roughly 32 spots before his name belonged. A dependable weekend that grades out a B.

Landing Lemon that late papers over a lot of smaller sins. The tight end hole is the one line item this class does not answer.

Wide receiver was the priority and it is no longer a question, which is most of the job.

Not a headline-grabber, but a perfectly good weekend's work.

Pick Analysis
Pick9 Rnd1 Spencer Fano
In pick No. 9 they get a cornerstone up front. It fills the loudest need on the roster.
Pick40 Rnd2 Makai Lemon
Circle this one: Makai Lemon at No. 40 is a fall that decides a draft. This was priority one on the needs board, and now it is handled.
Pick74 Rnd3 Jonah Coleman
Jonah Coleman at Round 3, Pick 10 is a sensible buy, a touch better than market for the running back. It plugs a real leak on the depth chart.
Pick109 Rnd4 Caden Curry
Caden Curry in the Round 4 slot is exactly on the number, no argument either way. It fills a real need, too.
Pick146 Rnd5 Treydan Stukes
They jumped the gun on Treydan Stukes, taking him earlier than his grade liked. Depth more than a fix, but depth they can use.
Pick176 Rnd5 Bud Clark
Value said wait; Bud Clark in pick 176 says they were not listening. A quiet depth add at a thin-ish spot.