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Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON FEB 22, 2026

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  • Reheheheheh DRAFTING FOR THE
    Texans
Draft Selections
Max Klare Head Shot
PICK: 28 RND: 1 (HOU)
Max Klare
TE Ohio State
Jake Slaughter Head Shot
PICK: 38 RND: 2 (HOU)
Jake Slaughter
C Florida
Jacob Rodriguez Head Shot
PICK: 59 RND: 2 (HOU)
Jacob Rodriguez
LB Texas Tech
Elijah Sarratt Head Shot
PICK: 69 RND: 3 (HOU)
Elijah Sarratt
WR Indiana
Chris McClellan Head Shot
PICK: 106 RND: 4 (HOU)
Chris McClellan
DT Missouri
Jude Bowry Head Shot
PICK: 128 RND: 4 (HOU)
Jude Bowry
OT Boston College
Tyren Montgomery Head Shot
PICK: 165 RND: 5 (HOU)
Tyren Montgomery
WR Nicholls
Jaylon Braxton Head Shot
PICK: 243 RND: 7 (HOU)
Jaylon Braxton
S Ole Miss
Collin Wright Head Shot
PICK: 244 RND: 7 (HOU)
Collin Wright
CB Stanford
Draft Grade — Texans
Overall C+
ValueC- NeedB TradesB- FutureB-
A mixed bag for the Texans, and a C+ to match.

There is conviction, and then there is this. The Texans took Collin Wright a full 104 picks ahead of where the board had him, an overdraft steep enough that it colors the whole weekend. A weekend of give and take that grades a C+.

The running back spot stays a question, and it was the one they most needed an answer at. That Sarratt pick is the receipt they will wave around later. Wide receiver was the priority and it is no longer a question, which is most of the job.

Almost all the early capital went to that side of the ball.

In the end, a coin-flip class: fine today, with a wide range of outcomes ahead.

Pick Analysis
Pick28 Rnd1 Max Klare
A swing that ignored the value entirely, Max Klare well ahead of where he belonged. It shores up a spot that genuinely needed the help.
Pick38 Rnd2 Jake Slaughter
No drama and no debate, Jake Slaughter went about where he belonged in slot 38. A sensible fit for a spot that needed help.
Pick59 Rnd2 Jacob Rodriguez
This one needs a full-page explanation: Jacob Rodriguez in the 59th pick, miles early. A sensible fit that makes the depth chart a little sturdier.
Pick69 Rnd3 Elijah Sarratt
You do not let a wide receiver like Elijah Sarratt reach pick No. 69 and blink. They did not. The one spot they could not leave alone, and did not.
Pick106 Rnd4 Chris McClellan
They talked themselves into Chris McClellan at pick 106, and the board did not agree. A glaring weakness, addressed head on.
Pick128 Rnd4 Jude Bowry
Jude Bowry is a better player than No. 128 suggests; smart patience, rewarded. It patches a soft spot without any drama.
Pick165 Rnd5 Tyren Montgomery
A premium they did not need to pay, Tyren Montgomery a notch or two before his time. That was the need underlined and circled, and now it is checked off.
Pick243 Rnd7 Jaylon Braxton
The board screamed and they did not listen, reaching into the next round for Jaylon Braxton. A minor itch, scratched.
Pick244 Rnd7 Collin Wright
A real head-scratcher, Collin Wright in the Round 7 slot is miles ahead of his ranking. Useful body for a position without much behind the starter.