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Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON FEB 22, 2026

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  • Reheheheheh DRAFTING FOR THE
    Giants
Draft Selections
David Bailey Head Shot
PICK: 5 RND: 1 (NYG)
David Bailey
LB-EDGE Texas Tech
Tim Keenan III Head Shot
PICK: 105 RND: 4 (NYG)
Tim Keenan III
DL Alabama
Genesis Smith Head Shot
PICK: 143 RND: 5 (NYG)
Genesis Smith
S Arizona
Jonah Coleman Head Shot
PICK: 184 RND: 6 (NYG)
Jonah Coleman
RB Washington
J'Mari Taylor Head Shot
PICK: 190 RND: 6 (NYG)
J'Mari Taylor
RB Virginia
Terion Stewart Head Shot
PICK: 191 RND: 6 (NYG)
Terion Stewart
RB Virginia Tech
Draft Picks Received
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 5 (MIA)
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Draft Picks Traded
Sonny Styles Head Shot
PICK: 37 RND: 2 (MIA)
Sonny Styles
LB Ohio State
Draft Grade — Giants
Overall C+
ValueB- NeedB TradesD- FutureB-
The steal of the weekend belongs to the Giants and Coleman: C+.

Somebody in slot 184 was going to get robbed, and it turned out to be the rest of the league. The Giants sat still while Jonah Coleman, the No. 69 name on the board, slid all the way to them, then sprinted to the podium. Fine in stretches, shaky in others: a C+.

The Keenan III pick is the one the value grade keeps tripping over. They lost the exchange badly enough to drag the whole class down.

They will regret leaving wide receiver for another day if the season turns on it. They went 4 of 9 on their needs, which is most of what a draft is for.

Call it incomplete, and check back in a couple of seasons.

Pick Analysis
Pick5 Rnd1 David Bailey
In slot 5 they get a double-digit-sack hope. A real need, handled.
Pick105 Rnd4 Tim Keenan III
The board screamed and they did not listen, reaching into the next round for Tim Keenan III. The one spot they could not leave alone, and did not.
Pick143 Rnd5 Genesis Smith
The board fumbled Genesis Smith all the way to No. 143, and they scooped it up. Top of the wish list, and they did not leave without it.
Pick184 Rnd6 Jonah Coleman
Circle this one: Jonah Coleman at the 184th overall pick is a fall that decides a draft. It fills a real need, too.
Pick190 Rnd6 J'Mari Taylor
Taking J'Mari Taylor in pick 190 is close to grand larceny; a running back that good had no business lasting this long. It shores up a spot that genuinely needed the help.
Pick191 Rnd6 Terion Stewart
Terion Stewart at Round 6, Pick 12 is daylight robbery; nobody expected him to last. A sensible fit for a spot that needed help.