Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT

Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON JAN 1, 2026

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  • Reheheheheh DRAFTING FOR THE
    Eagles
Draft Selections
CJ Allen Head Shot
PICK: 25 RND: 1 (PHI)
CJ Allen
LB Georgia
Malachi Fields Head Shot
PICK: 58 RND: 2 (PHI)
Malachi Fields
WR Notre Dame
Sam Huard Head Shot
PICK: 69 RND: 3 (PHI)
Sam Huard
QB USC
Cam Calhoun Head Shot
PICK: 98 RND: 3 (PHI)
Cam Calhoun
CB Alabama
Chandler Rivers Head Shot
PICK: 126 RND: 4 (PHI)
Chandler Rivers
CB Duke
Tosh Baker Head Shot
PICK: 137 RND: 4 (PHI)
Tosh Baker
OT Notre Dame
Chris Johnson Head Shot
PICK: 150 RND: 5 (PHI)
Chris Johnson
CB San Diego State
Ethan O'Connor Head Shot
PICK: 180 RND: 5 (PHI)
Ethan O'Connor
CB Miami
Cormani McClain Head Shot
PICK: 207 RND: 6 (PHI)
Cormani McClain
CB Florida
Draft Grade — Eagles
Overall C
ValueF NeedB TradesB- FutureB-
Some hits, some head-scratchers, and a C for the Eagles.

The Eagles treated their own grade as gospel and everyone else's as noise, spending No. 69 on Sam Huard a full 308 spots early. Fine in stretches, shaky in others: a C.

Landing Rivers that late papers over a lot of smaller sins. Leaving edge rusher unaddressed is the roster risk they will have to answer for in the fall.

The weekend tilted hard toward the defense.

So much rides on CJ Allen that the real verdict is a season or two away.

Pick Analysis
Pick25 Rnd1 CJ Allen
In the 25th overall pick they get a sideline-to-sideline linebacker, reach and all. More want than need.
Pick58 Rnd2 Malachi Fields
Malachi Fields at the 58th pick is a steep price for a hunch, hard to square with any board. This was priority one on the needs board, and now it is handled.
Pick69 Rnd3 Sam Huard
The board screamed and they did not listen, reaching into the next round for Sam Huard. It patches a soft spot without any drama.
Pick98 Rnd3 Cam Calhoun
Value said wait; Cam Calhoun in No. 98 says they were not listening. They walked in needing this and walked out with it.
Pick126 Rnd4 Chandler Rivers
Steal is underselling it; Chandler Rivers at pick No. 126 is a heist with the alarm still ringing. It answers the question that was keeping the coaches up at night.
Pick137 Rnd4 Tosh Baker
Tosh Baker in pick 137 is a reach so steep the board needed a second look to believe it. It fills a real need, too.
Pick150 Rnd5 Chris Johnson
The board fumbled Chris Johnson all the way to pick 150, and they scooped it up. It also answers one of the loudest questions on the roster.
Pick180 Rnd5 Ethan O'Connor
This one needs a full-page explanation: Ethan O'Connor in No. 180, miles early. Better still, it is exactly the hole they had to fill.
Pick207 Rnd6 Cormani McClain
They talked themselves into Cormani McClain at the Round 6 slot, and the board did not agree. The one spot they could not leave alone, and did not.