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Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON JAN 3, 2026

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  • Reheheheheh DRAFTING FOR THE
    Dolphins
Draft Selections
Jalin Conyers Head Shot
PICK: 14 RND: 1 (MIA)
Jalin Conyers
TE Texas Tech
Josaiah Stewart Head Shot
PICK: 48 RND: 2 (MIA)
Josaiah Stewart
DE-EDGE Michigan
Simeon Barrow Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 98 RND: 3 (MIA)
Simeon Barrow Jr.
DL Miami
Cam Miller Head Shot
PICK: 116 RND: 4 (MIA)
Cam Miller
QB North Dakota State
Desmond Watson Head Shot
PICK: 135 RND: 4 (MIA)
Desmond Watson
DT Florida
Addison West Head Shot
PICK: 150 RND: 5 (MIA)
Addison West
OG Western Michigan
Brandon Adams Head Shot
PICK: 155 RND: 5 (MIA)
Brandon Adams
CB UCF
Marcus Harris Head Shot
PICK: 224 RND: 7 (MIA)
Marcus Harris
CB California
Davin Vann Head Shot
PICK: 231 RND: 7 (MIA)
Davin Vann
DE-EDGE NC State
Fentrell Cypress II Head Shot
PICK: 232 RND: 7 (MIA)
Fentrell Cypress II
CB Florida State
Andrew Armstrong Head Shot
PICK: 253 RND: 7 (MIA)
Andrew Armstrong
WR Arkansas
Draft Picks Received
Jalin Conyers Head Shot
PICK: 14 RND: 1 (IND)
Jalin Conyers
TE Texas Tech
Fentrell Cypress II Head Shot
PICK: 232 RND: 7 (IND)
Fentrell Cypress II
CB Florida State
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 2 (IND)
NEXT YEAR (2026)
 
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 5 (IND)
NEXT YEAR (2026)
 
Draft Picks Traded
Jahdae Barron Head Shot
PICK: 13 RND: 1 (IND)
Jahdae Barron
CB Texas
Draft Grade — Dolphins
Overall C-
ValueF NeedB TradesC+ FutureB
Flashes of a plan, unevenly executed. Dolphins: C-.

The Dolphins treated their own grade as gospel and everyone else's as noise, spending slot 14 on Jalin Conyers a full 367 spots early. The good and the questionable cancel out to a C-.

They punted on running back, and it is the miss that keeps the grade honest. The roster is better shaped than it was, with quarterback chief among the fixes.

The phones were busy but the ledger stayed level.

The verdict is a shrug for now, with the swing picks left to write the real ending.

Pick Analysis
Pick14 Rnd1 Jalin Conyers
In the 14th overall pick they get a security blanket over the middle, though the board says they badly overpaid. A real need, handled.
Pick48 Rnd2 Josaiah Stewart
A market-rate edge rusher, with the board and the slot shaking hands on Josaiah Stewart. Top of the wish list, and they did not leave without it.
Pick98 Rnd3 Simeon Barrow Jr.
They reached a country mile for Simeon Barrow Jr. at No. 98, and the board is aghast. This was priority one on the needs board, and now it is handled.
Pick116 Rnd4 Cam Miller
Cam Miller in pick 116 is a reach so steep the board needed a second look to believe it. They walked in needing this and walked out with it.
Pick135 Rnd4 Desmond Watson
This one needs a full-page explanation: Desmond Watson in pick No. 135, miles early. The one spot they could not leave alone, and did not.
Pick150 Rnd5 Addison West
Addison West at slot 150 is the kind of overdraft that needs everything to break right. It patches a soft spot without any drama.
Pick155 Rnd5 Brandon Adams
Brandon Adams at pick No. 155 is the pick scouts circle, and not in a good way. It thickens a room that could stand to be thicker.
Pick224 Rnd7 Marcus Harris
Marcus Harris at the 224th pick is a steep price for a hunch, hard to square with any board. Depth on depth, at a spot that was hardly crying out.
Pick231 Rnd7 Davin Vann
A real head-scratcher, Davin Vann in the 231st overall pick is miles ahead of his ranking. A glaring weakness, addressed head on.
Pick232 Rnd7 Fentrell Cypress II
They talked themselves into Fentrell Cypress II at the Round 7 slot, and the board did not agree. A luxury on a unit that was already in good shape.
Pick253 Rnd7 Andrew Armstrong
A big swing on Andrew Armstrong at No. 253, well ahead of any board in the building. Better still, it is exactly the hole they had to fill.