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Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON JAN 1, 2026

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  • Reheheheheh DRAFTING FOR THE
    Colts
Draft Selections
Olaivavega Ioane Head Shot
PICK: 49 RND: 2 (IND)
Olaivavega Ioane
OG Penn State
Luke Altmyer Head Shot
PICK: 80 RND: 3 (IND)
Luke Altmyer
QB Illinois
Jonah Coleman Head Shot
PICK: 115 RND: 4 (IND)
Jonah Coleman
RB Washington
Tao Johnson Head Shot
PICK: 157 RND: 5 (IND)
Tao Johnson
S Utah
Malcolm Greene Head Shot
PICK: 216 RND: 6 (IND)
Malcolm Greene
CB Massachusetts
Da'Shawn Womack Head Shot
PICK: 232 RND: 7 (IND)
Da'Shawn Womack
DE-EDGE Ole Miss
Terion Stewart Head Shot
PICK: 252 RND: 7 (IND)
Terion Stewart
RB Virginia Tech
Draft Grade — Colts
Overall C+
ValueC- NeedB TradesB- FutureB-
Flashes of a plan, unevenly run, for the Colts: C+.

There is reaching, and then there is Malcolm Greene at slot 216. The Colts jumped the board by 144 and dared it to prove them wrong. The final tally is a middling C+.

If one pick saves this weekend, it is Stewart. For all the activity, wide receiver went untouched, which is hard to explain. On the needs board they went 4 of 8, with quarterback the one that mattered most.

The offense got the lion's share of the attention.

If Olaivavega Ioane and a couple of the gambles land, hindsight will be kinder than this grade.

Pick Analysis
Pick49 Rnd2 Olaivavega Ioane
Olaivavega Ioane at Round 2, Pick 17 nudges the ledger their way without any fuss. It patches a soft spot without any drama.
Pick80 Rnd3 Luke Altmyer
A wild overpay on Luke Altmyer in pick 80, the sort that defines a class for the wrong reasons. That was the need underlined and circled, and now it is checked off.
Pick115 Rnd4 Jonah Coleman
The board fumbled Jonah Coleman all the way to slot 115, and they scooped it up. This was priority one on the needs board, and now it is handled.
Pick157 Rnd5 Tao Johnson
Circle this one: Tao Johnson at No. 157 is a fall that decides a draft. Not urgent, but hardly pointless.
Pick216 Rnd6 Malcolm Greene
A big swing on Malcolm Greene at the 216th pick, well ahead of any board in the building. It thickens a room that could stand to be thicker.
Pick232 Rnd7 Da'Shawn Womack
A real head-scratcher, Da'Shawn Womack in the 232nd overall pick is miles ahead of his ranking. It fills a real need, too.
Pick252 Rnd7 Terion Stewart
Terion Stewart in No. 252 is the kind of fall that makes a whole class. Top of the wish list, and they did not leave without it.