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Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON FEB 22, 2026

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  • Reheheheheh DRAFTING FOR THE
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Draft Selections
Brandon Cisse Head Shot
PICK: 26 RND: 1 (BUF)
Brandon Cisse
CB South Carolina
Harold Perkins Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 60 RND: 2 (BUF)
Harold Perkins Jr.
LB LSU
Akheem Mesidor Head Shot
PICK: 91 RND: 3 (BUF)
Akheem Mesidor
DL-EDGE Miami
Parker Brailsford Head Shot
PICK: 126 RND: 4 (BUF)
Parker Brailsford
C Alabama
Jake Golday Head Shot
PICK: 166 RND: 5 (BUF)
Jake Golday
OLB Cincinnati
Thaddeus Dixon Head Shot
PICK: 220 RND: 7 (BUF)
Thaddeus Dixon
CB North Carolina
Owen Heinecke Head Shot
PICK: 228 RND: 7 (BUF)
Owen Heinecke
DB Oklahoma
Draft Grade — Bills
Overall B-
ValueC+ NeedB- TradesB- FutureB-
Grand theft in the Round 5 slot: the Bills steal Golday and grade out a B-.

Somebody in pick 166 was going to get robbed, and it turned out to be the rest of the league. The Bills sat still while Jake Golday, the No. 63 name on the board, slid all the way to them, then sprinted to the podium. Good, not great, and the B- says as much.

Reaching for Perkins Jr. left real value on the table behind him. For all the activity, interior defensive lineman went untouched, which is hard to explain.

They went 3 of 9 on their needs, which is most of what a draft is for.

All told, a solid class that does its job everywhere but interior defensive lineman.

Pick Analysis
Pick26 Rnd1 Brandon Cisse
In Round 1, Pick 26 they get a lockdown presence outside, reach and all.
Pick60 Rnd2 Harold Perkins Jr.
They reached into another round for Harold Perkins Jr., and the board is nowhere close to agreeing. The biggest hole on the depth chart just got a whole lot smaller.
Pick91 Rnd3 Akheem Mesidor
A edge rusher of that caliber at pick No. 91 is the definition of value, full stop. A need, and now a little less of one.
Pick126 Rnd4 Parker Brailsford
They let Parker Brailsford come to them and pounced at pick 126. They walked in needing this and walked out with it.
Pick166 Rnd5 Jake Golday
Steal is underselling it; Jake Golday at the Round 5 slot is a heist with the alarm still ringing. Another box on the needs board, quietly ticked.
Pick220 Rnd7 Thaddeus Dixon
Fair-plus on Thaddeus Dixon, a quiet win that adds up over a draft. A luxury on a unit that was already in good shape.
Pick228 Rnd7 Owen Heinecke
This one needs a full-page explanation: Owen Heinecke in No. 228, miles early. Hard to map this one onto the depth chart at all.