chupatwo'S MOCK DRAFT

chupatwo'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON MAR 2, 2026

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  • chupatwo DRAFTING FOR THE
    Patriots
Draft Selections
Kenyon Sadiq Head Shot
PICK: 31 RND: 1 (NE)
Kenyon Sadiq
TE Oregon
Elijah Sarratt Head Shot
PICK: 63 RND: 2 (NE)
Elijah Sarratt
WR Indiana
Kamari Ramsey Head Shot
PICK: 95 RND: 3 (NE)
Kamari Ramsey
S USC
J.C. Davis Head Shot
PICK: 125 RND: 4 (NE)
J.C. Davis
OT Illinois
CJ Daniels Head Shot
PICK: 131 RND: 4 (NE)
CJ Daniels
WR Miami
Patrick Payton Head Shot
PICK: 169 RND: 5 (NE)
Patrick Payton
DL-EDGE LSU
Marlin Klein Head Shot
PICK: 189 RND: 6 (NE)
Marlin Klein
TE Michigan
Eric O'Neill Head Shot
PICK: 200 RND: 6 (NE)
Eric O'Neill
DE-EDGE Rutgers
Xavier Nwankpa Head Shot
PICK: 207 RND: 6 (NE)
Xavier Nwankpa
S Iowa
Rayshaun Benny Head Shot
PICK: 210 RND: 6 (NE)
Rayshaun Benny
DL Michigan
Marvin Jones Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 247 RND: 7 (NE)
Marvin Jones Jr.
LB-EDGE Oklahoma
Draft Grade — Patriots
Overall B-
ValueB- NeedB TradesB- FutureB-
A sensible, unshowy class lands the Patriots a B-.

It is the swing that defines the weekend: Marvin Jones Jr. in Round 7, Pick 31, a good 91 spots before the room expected him. A dependable weekend that grades out a B-.

The Ramsey pick is the one they will point to when this weekend is judged. They will regret leaving quarterback for another day if the season turns on it. They went 6 of 8 on their needs, which is most of what a draft is for.

They trusted the board more than the depth chart.

A competent weekend that does not make headlines and does not need to.

Pick Analysis
Pick31 Rnd1 Kenyon Sadiq
In the Round 1 slot they get a moveable chess piece at tight end, and a steal at that. A real need, handled.
Pick63 Rnd2 Elijah Sarratt
Good things come to war rooms that wait, and Elijah Sarratt at No. 63 is the proof. Better still, it is exactly the hole they had to fill.
Pick95 Rnd3 Kamari Ramsey
Kamari Ramsey at pick 95 is a first-round grade at a bargain-bin price, no notes. They walked in needing this and walked out with it.
Pick125 Rnd4 J.C. Davis
By-the-book stuff, J.C. Davis at the 125th pick squarely in line with his ranking. It plugs a real leak on the depth chart.
Pick131 Rnd4 CJ Daniels
A straight-up fair deal on CJ Daniels at pick No. 131, value and slot in agreement. The one spot they could not leave alone, and did not.
Pick169 Rnd5 Patrick Payton
They talked themselves into Patrick Payton at slot 169, and the board did not agree. That was the need underlined and circled, and now it is checked off.
Pick189 Rnd6 Marlin Klein
Marlin Klein in No. 189 is a bargain the rest of the room will envy. A need, and now a little less of one.
Pick200 Rnd6 Eric O'Neill
This one needs a full-page explanation: Eric O'Neill in Round 6, Pick 21, miles early. A must-fix position, and they treated it like one.
Pick207 Rnd6 Xavier Nwankpa
Steal is underselling it; Xavier Nwankpa at the 207th pick is a heist with the alarm still ringing. This was priority one on the needs board, and now it is handled.
Pick210 Rnd6 Rayshaun Benny
They did well to land Rayshaun Benny in the 210th overall pick, just ahead of his grade. It answers the question that was keeping the coaches up at night.
Pick247 Rnd7 Marvin Jones Jr.
Marvin Jones Jr. in pick 247 is a reach so steep the board needed a second look to believe it. The biggest hole on the depth chart just got a whole lot smaller.