KaepKillsTheColtsCurse'S MOCK DRAFT
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KaepKillsTheColtsCurse'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON MAR 28, 2026

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  • KaepKillsTheColtsCurse DRAFTING FOR THE
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Draft Selections
Fernando Mendoza Head Shot
PICK: 47 RND: 2 (IND)
Fernando Mendoza
QB Indiana
Sonny Styles Head Shot
PICK: 53 RND: 2 (IND)
Sonny Styles
LB Ohio State
Dillon Thieneman Head Shot
PICK: 57 RND: 2 (IND)
Dillon Thieneman
S Oregon
Jordyn Tyson Head Shot
PICK: 60 RND: 2 (IND)
Jordyn Tyson
WR Arizona State
Kayden McDonald Head Shot
PICK: 78 RND: 3 (IND)
Kayden McDonald
DT Ohio State
David Bailey Head Shot
PICK: 113 RND: 4 (IND)
David Bailey
LB-EDGE Texas Tech
Spencer Fano Head Shot
PICK: 156 RND: 5 (IND)
Spencer Fano
OT Utah
Jermod McCoy Head Shot
PICK: 214 RND: 6 (IND)
Jermod McCoy
CB Tennessee
Connor Lew Head Shot
PICK: 221 RND: 7 (IND)
Connor Lew
C Auburn
Draft Picks Received
Sonny Styles Head Shot
PICK: 53 RND: 2 (PIT)
Sonny Styles
LB Ohio State
Dillon Thieneman Head Shot
PICK: 57 RND: 2 (CHI)
Dillon Thieneman
S Oregon
Jordyn Tyson Head Shot
PICK: 60 RND: 2 (CHI)
Jordyn Tyson
WR Arizona State
Connor Lew Head Shot
PICK: 221 RND: 7 (CIN)
Connor Lew
C Auburn
Draft Picks Traded
Colbie Young Head Shot
PICK: 249 RND: 7 (PIT)
Colbie Young
WR Georgia
Jack Velling Head Shot
PICK: 254 RND: 7 (PIT)
Jack Velling
TE Michigan State
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 7 (LV)
NEXT YEAR (2027)
 
Players Gained
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Jordyn Brooks
LB
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Will Shipley
RB
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Josh Sweat
DE
Players traded away
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Anthony Richardson
QB
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Bayron Matos
OG
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Ben Nikkel
S
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Bill Murray
OG
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Daniel Jones
QB
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Daniel Scott
S
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DJ Giddens
RB
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Durell Nchami
LB
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Jack Wilson
OT
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Jaylon Carlies
S
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Jaylon Jones
CB
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LaDarius Henderson
OT
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Luke Tenuta
OT
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Salvon Ahmed
RB
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Sean McKeon
TE
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Trey Washington
S
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Ulysses Bentley IV
RB
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Viliami Fehoko Jr.
DE
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Will Mallory
TE
Draft Grade — Colts
Overall D
ValueA+ NeedB TradesF FutureB-
The steal of the weekend belongs to the Colts and McCoy: D.

You could see the war room lean forward. Jermod McCoy at the 214th overall pick is the sort of fall that does not happen, except it just did. The board pushed back all weekend, and the D is the result.

They lost the exchange badly enough to drag the whole class down. They punted on running back, and it is the miss that keeps the grade honest. The veteran additions, Jordyn Brooks chief among them, give the class a floor the rookies alone would not.

Wide receiver is handled and the depth chart looks a good deal healthier for it.

A rough weekend that leaves the roster with more questions than answers.

Pick Analysis
Pick47 Rnd2 Fernando Mendoza
Taking Fernando Mendoza in the Round 2 slot is close to grand larceny; a quarterback that good had no business lasting this long. A glaring weakness, addressed head on.
Pick53 Rnd2 Sonny Styles
They robbed the room for Sonny Styles here, a fall nobody at the table saw coming. It fills a real need, too.
Pick57 Rnd2 Dillon Thieneman
A top-tier safety at a bargain, Dillon Thieneman in pick No. 57, plain and simple. It thickens a room that could stand to be thicker.
Pick60 Rnd2 Jordyn Tyson
Jordyn Tyson at pick 60 is a first-round grade at a bargain-bin price, no notes. A must-fix position, and they treated it like one.
Pick78 Rnd3 Kayden McDonald
Kayden McDonald in slot 78 should not have been possible, and that is the whole point. One more legitimate question on the roster, answered.
Pick113 Rnd4 David Bailey
Somehow David Bailey was still sitting there in the 113th overall pick, and they pounced on premier edge rusher value. It shores up a spot that genuinely needed the help.
Pick156 Rnd5 Spencer Fano
You do not let an offensive lineman like Spencer Fano reach No. 156 and blink. They did not. It patches a soft spot without any drama.
Pick214 Rnd6 Jermod McCoy
Jermod McCoy in Round 6, Pick 33 is a gift, value that borders on unfair. Depth more than a fix, but depth they can use.
Pick221 Rnd7 Connor Lew
Connor Lew at pick No. 221 is daylight robbery; nobody expected him to last. A real hole, addressed with a reasonable pick.