Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT

Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON JAN 30, 2026

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  • Reheheheheh DRAFTING FOR THE
    Dolphins
Draft Selections
Jalin Conyers Head Shot
PICK: 13 RND: 1 (MIA)
Jalin Conyers
TE Texas Tech
Addison West Head Shot
PICK: 48 RND: 2 (MIA)
Addison West
OG Western Michigan
Eugene Asante Head Shot
PICK: 98 RND: 3 (MIA)
Eugene Asante
LB Auburn
Dorian Strong Head Shot
PICK: 116 RND: 4 (MIA)
Dorian Strong
CB Virginia Tech
Alijah Huzzie Head Shot
PICK: 135 RND: 4 (MIA)
Alijah Huzzie
CB North Carolina
Simeon Barrow Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 150 RND: 5 (MIA)
Simeon Barrow Jr.
DL Miami
Andrew Armstrong Head Shot
PICK: 155 RND: 5 (MIA)
Andrew Armstrong
WR Arkansas
Clarence Lewis Head Shot
PICK: 224 RND: 7 (MIA)
Clarence Lewis
CB Syracuse
Monaray Baldwin Head Shot
PICK: 231 RND: 7 (MIA)
Monaray Baldwin
WR Baylor
Charles Grant Head Shot
PICK: 253 RND: 7 (MIA)
Charles Grant
OT William & Mary
Draft Grade — Dolphins
Overall D
ValueF NeedB TradesB- FutureB-
The board sent warnings the Dolphins ignored, and it shows: D.

The Jalin Conyers pick is the one that will follow the Dolphins into the fall. They took him 369 spots ahead of his grade, and the board is not shy about saying so. The board pushed back all weekend, and the D is the result.

The Grant pick alone nudges the whole weekend up a notch. The Huzzie pick is fine in a vacuum, less so with quarterback, edge rusher and other spots still on the board.

That quarterback hole did not close this weekend, and it was the biggest one on the wall.

In the end, a class the front office will want to grow past quickly.

Pick Analysis
Pick13 Rnd1 Jalin Conyers
In the 13th pick they get a moveable chess piece at tight end, a steep price for the projection.
Pick48 Rnd2 Addison West
Addison West at the 48th overall pick is the kind of overdraft that needs everything to break right. A real hole, addressed with a reasonable pick.
Pick98 Rnd3 Eugene Asante
The board screamed and they did not listen, reaching into the next round for Eugene Asante. A sensible fit that makes the depth chart a little sturdier.
Pick116 Rnd4 Dorian Strong
Dorian Strong in slot 116 is early enough to raise a brow, if not a full objection. A quiet depth add at a thin-ish spot.
Pick135 Rnd4 Alijah Huzzie
A surprising call. With quarterback, edge rusher and other spots still to address, they spent the Round 4 slot on Alijah Huzzie, a cornerback they were not short of.
Pick150 Rnd5 Simeon Barrow Jr.
Simeon Barrow Jr. at Round 5, Pick 12 is the pick scouts circle, and not in a good way. Better still, it is exactly the hole they had to fill.
Pick155 Rnd5 Andrew Armstrong
They reached a country mile for Andrew Armstrong at the Round 5 slot, and the board is aghast. This was priority one on the needs board, and now it is handled.
Pick224 Rnd7 Clarence Lewis
A wild overpay on Clarence Lewis in pick 224, the sort that defines a class for the wrong reasons. They doubled down on a strength rather than a need.
Pick231 Rnd7 Monaray Baldwin
They talked themselves into Monaray Baldwin at the 231st pick, and the board did not agree. That was the need underlined and circled, and now it is checked off.
Pick253 Rnd7 Charles Grant
A top-tier offensive lineman at a bargain, Charles Grant in pick No. 253, plain and simple. It shores up a spot that genuinely needed the help.