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Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON APR 11, 2026

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  • Reheheheheh DRAFTING FOR THE
    Texans
Draft Selections
Cashius Howell Head Shot
PICK: 28 RND: 1 (HOU)
Cashius Howell
DE-EDGE Texas A&M
Dillon Thieneman Head Shot
PICK: 38 RND: 2 (HOU)
Dillon Thieneman
S Oregon
Derrick Moore Head Shot
PICK: 59 RND: 2 (HOU)
Derrick Moore
DE-EDGE Michigan
Kaleb Elarms-Orr Head Shot
PICK: 69 RND: 3 (HOU)
Kaleb Elarms-Orr
LB TCU
Cole Payton Head Shot
PICK: 106 RND: 4 (HOU)
Cole Payton
QB North Dakota State
Anthony Lucas Head Shot
PICK: 141 RND: 5 (HOU)
Anthony Lucas
DE-EDGE USC
Zxavian Harris Head Shot
PICK: 167 RND: 5 (HOU)
Zxavian Harris
DT Ole Miss
TJ Hall Head Shot
PICK: 243 RND: 7 (HOU)
TJ Hall
CB Iowa
Draft Grade — Texans
Overall B-
ValueC NeedB TradesB- FutureB-
The Texans checked most of the boxes and earned a B-.

Call it a hunch or call it a gamble, but the Texans spent slot 69 on Kaleb Elarms-Orr, a name most had 112 spots down the list.

The Lucas steal is the beam this whole class leans on. They covered a lot of ground and still skipped running back, which is a strange place to end up.

A workmanlike haul that should hold up just fine.

Pick Analysis
Pick28 Rnd1 Cashius Howell
In No. 28 they get a problem off the edge. The biggest hole, addressed.
Pick38 Rnd2 Dillon Thieneman
Dillon Thieneman is a better player than slot 38 suggests; smart patience, rewarded. Useful body for a position without much behind the starter.
Pick59 Rnd2 Derrick Moore
A market-rate edge rusher, with the board and the slot shaking hands on Derrick Moore. The biggest hole on the depth chart just got a whole lot smaller.
Pick69 Rnd3 Kaleb Elarms-Orr
They reached a country mile for Kaleb Elarms-Orr at pick 69, and the board is aghast. It shores up a spot that genuinely needed the help.
Pick106 Rnd4 Cole Payton
This one needs a full-page explanation: Cole Payton in the Round 4 slot, miles early. A need, and now a little less of one.
Pick141 Rnd5 Anthony Lucas
Taking Anthony Lucas in pick No. 141 is close to grand larceny; an edge rusher that good had no business lasting this long. A must-fix position, and they treated it like one.
Pick167 Rnd5 Zxavian Harris
A quiet steal in the 167th pick: Zxavian Harris for less than the market said. The one spot they could not leave alone, and did not.
Pick243 Rnd7 TJ Hall
They let TJ Hall come to them and pounced at Round 7, Pick 27. It thickens a room that could stand to be thicker.