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Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON MAY 9, 2026

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  • Reheheheheh DRAFTING FOR THE
    Dolphins
Draft Selections
Taulia Tagovailoa Head Shot
PICK: 7 RND: 1 (MIA)
Taulia Tagovailoa
QB Maryland
Baylor Cupp Head Shot
PICK: 39 RND: 2 (MIA)
Baylor Cupp
TE Texas Tech
Tyler Buchner Head Shot
PICK: 55 RND: 2 (MIA)
Tyler Buchner
QB Alabama
Trevin Wallace Head Shot
PICK: 120 RND: 4 (MIA)
Trevin Wallace
LB Kentucky
Ro Torrence Head Shot
PICK: 158 RND: 5 (MIA)
Ro Torrence
CB Arizona State
Tyler Owens Head Shot
PICK: 184 RND: 6 (MIA)
Tyler Owens
S Texas Tech
Phil Jurkovec Head Shot
PICK: 198 RND: 6 (MIA)
Phil Jurkovec
QB Pittsburgh
Sam Hartman Head Shot
PICK: 241 RND: 7 (MIA)
Sam Hartman
QB Notre Dame
Draft Grade — Dolphins
Overall D
ValueF NeedB+ TradesB- FutureB-
A franchise passer in Tagovailoa headlines a D weekend for the Dolphins.

They will call it conviction in the building and a reach everywhere else: Tyler Buchner, 369 picks early at the 55th overall pick. The process wobbled, and the D is where it lands.

Everything downstream of Taulia Tagovailoa depends on Taulia Tagovailoa, and the building knows it. That wide receiver hole did not close this weekend, and it was the biggest one on the wall.

Add it up and it is a weekend the front office will hope everyone forgets, wide receiver very much included.

Pick Analysis
Pick7 Rnd1 Taulia Tagovailoa
In slot 7 they get the arm they will build around, a steep price for the projection. It fills the loudest need on the roster.
Pick39 Rnd2 Baylor Cupp
Baylor Cupp at pick 39 is the pick scouts circle, and not in a good way. One more legitimate question on the roster, answered.
Pick55 Rnd2 Tyler Buchner
A wild overpay on Tyler Buchner in the 55th overall pick, the sort that defines a class for the wrong reasons. This was priority one on the needs board, and now it is handled.
Pick120 Rnd4 Trevin Wallace
They reached a country mile for Trevin Wallace at No. 120, and the board is aghast. A sensible fit that makes the depth chart a little sturdier.
Pick158 Rnd5 Ro Torrence
A big swing on Ro Torrence at pick No. 158, well ahead of any board in the building. A quiet depth add at a thin-ish spot.
Pick184 Rnd6 Tyler Owens
Tyler Owens at Round 6, Pick 9 is the kind of overdraft that needs everything to break right. Useful depth more than a marquee fix.
Pick198 Rnd6 Phil Jurkovec
Phil Jurkovec at the Round 6 slot is a steep price for a hunch, hard to square with any board. Better still, it is exactly the hole they had to fill.
Pick241 Rnd7 Sam Hartman
Sam Hartman at No. 241 is neither steal nor reach, just the going rate. It also answers one of the loudest questions on the roster.