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Slasky80'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON MAR 23, 2026

03/23/26 1.0

  • Slasky80 DRAFTING FOR THE
    Bears
Draft Selections
Sonny Styles Head Shot
PICK: 27 RND: 1 (CHI)
Sonny Styles
LB Ohio State
Dillon Thieneman Head Shot
PICK: 59 RND: 2 (CHI)
Dillon Thieneman
S Oregon
Caleb Banks Head Shot
PICK: 62 RND: 2 (CHI)
Caleb Banks
DL Florida
Jacob Rodriguez Head Shot
PICK: 89 RND: 3 (CHI)
Jacob Rodriguez
LB Texas Tech
Sam Hecht Head Shot
PICK: 106 RND: 4 (CHI)
Sam Hecht
C Kansas State
Treydan Stukes Head Shot
PICK: 111 RND: 4 (CHI)
Treydan Stukes
CB Arizona
Gracen Halton Head Shot
PICK: 129 RND: 4 (CHI)
Gracen Halton
DL Oklahoma
Oscar Delp Head Shot
PICK: 138 RND: 4 (CHI)
Oscar Delp
TE Georgia
Zavion Thomas Head Shot
PICK: 239 RND: 7 (CHI)
Zavion Thomas
WR LSU
Trey Zuhn III Head Shot
PICK: 241 RND: 7 (CHI)
Trey Zuhn III
OT Texas A&M
De'Zhaun Stribling Head Shot
PICK: 246 RND: 7 (CHI)
De'Zhaun Stribling
WR Ole Miss
Draft Picks Received
Sonny Styles Head Shot
PICK: 27 RND: 1 (SF)
Sonny Styles
LB Ohio State
Dillon Thieneman Head Shot
PICK: 59 RND: 2 (HOU)
Dillon Thieneman
S Oregon
Caleb Banks Head Shot
PICK: 62 RND: 2 (DEN)
Caleb Banks
DL Florida
Sam Hecht Head Shot
PICK: 106 RND: 4 (HOU)
Sam Hecht
C Kansas State
Treydan Stukes Head Shot
PICK: 111 RND: 4 (DEN)
Treydan Stukes
CB Arizona
Oscar Delp Head Shot
PICK: 138 RND: 4 (SF)
Oscar Delp
TE Georgia
De'Zhaun Stribling Head Shot
PICK: 246 RND: 7 (DEN)
De'Zhaun Stribling
WR Ole Miss
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 3 (SF)
NEXT YEAR (2027)
 
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 5 (SF)
NEXT YEAR (2027)
 
Draft Picks Traded
Caleb Lomu Head Shot
PICK: 25 RND: 1 (SF)
Caleb Lomu
OT Utah
Jadarian Price Head Shot
PICK: 57 RND: 2 (HOU)
Jadarian Price
RB Notre Dame
Zachariah Branch Head Shot
PICK: 60 RND: 2 (DEN)
Zachariah Branch
WR Georgia
Players Gained
Head Shot
Folorunso Fatukasi
DT
Draft Grade — Bears
Overall B+
ValueB+ NeedB TradesA- FutureB
The steal of the weekend belongs to the Bears and Thieneman: B+.

Somebody in pick No. 59 was going to get robbed, and it turned out to be the rest of the league. The Bears sat still while Dillon Thieneman, the No. 35 name on the board, slid all the way to them, then sprinted to the podium. Good, not great, and the B+ says as much.

They will regret leaving edge rusher for another day if the season turns on it. The Halton reach is the anchor dragging on the value grade.

The trade work was a quiet net positive. They left with interior defensive lineman solved and the rest of the wish list mostly ticked off.

All told, a solid class that does its job everywhere but edge rusher.

Pick Analysis
Pick27 Rnd1 Sonny Styles
In the 27th pick they get a sideline-to-sideline linebacker. A real need, handled.
Pick59 Rnd2 Dillon Thieneman
They will replay Dillon Thieneman at the 59th overall pick for years; that is how good the value is. Useful depth more than a marquee fix.
Pick62 Rnd2 Caleb Banks
Taking Caleb Banks in No. 62 is close to grand larceny; an interior defensive lineman that good had no business lasting this long. The one spot they could not leave alone, and did not.
Pick89 Rnd3 Jacob Rodriguez
Value with a capital V on Jacob Rodriguez in slot 89, a genuine coup. It fills a real need, too.
Pick106 Rnd4 Sam Hecht
Somehow Sam Hecht was still sitting there in pick No. 106, and they pounced on premier offensive lineman value. Another box on the needs board, quietly ticked.
Pick111 Rnd4 Treydan Stukes
Treydan Stukes in the Round 4 slot should not have been possible, and that is the whole point. It also answers one of the loudest questions on the roster.
Pick129 Rnd4 Gracen Halton
A reach on Gracen Halton in pick 129; the board had better options right there. That was the need underlined and circled, and now it is checked off.
Pick138 Rnd4 Oscar Delp
Nice patience on Oscar Delp, who had no business lasting to Round 4, Pick 38. Not urgent, but hardly pointless.
Pick239 Rnd7 Zavion Thomas
You do not let a wide receiver like Zavion Thomas reach pick 239 and blink. They did not. It patches a soft spot without any drama.
Pick241 Rnd7 Trey Zuhn III
They paid sticker price for Trey Zuhn III in Round 7, Pick 25, and that is fine. A need, and now a little less of one.
Pick246 Rnd7 De'Zhaun Stribling
De'Zhaun Stribling in slot 246 is exactly on the number, no argument either way. One more legitimate question on the roster, answered.