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ImGonnaGitYouSucka'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON MAR 10, 2026

03/10/26-1

  • ImGonnaGitYouSucka DRAFTING FOR THE
    Chiefs
Draft Selections
Carnell Tate Head Shot
PICK: 9 RND: 1 (KC)
Carnell Tate
WR Ohio State
Kenyon Sadiq Head Shot
PICK: 29 RND: 1 (KC)
Kenyon Sadiq
TE Oregon
Brandon Cisse Head Shot
PICK: 40 RND: 2 (KC)
Brandon Cisse
CB South Carolina
A.J. Haulcy Head Shot
PICK: 74 RND: 3 (KC)
A.J. Haulcy
S LSU
Ja'Kobi Lane Head Shot
PICK: 109 RND: 4 (KC)
Ja'Kobi Lane
WR USC
Skyler Gill-Howard Head Shot
PICK: 148 RND: 5 (KC)
Skyler Gill-Howard
DT Texas Tech
Jude Bowry Head Shot
PICK: 169 RND: 5 (KC)
Jude Bowry
OT Boston College
Kage Casey Head Shot
PICK: 176 RND: 5 (KC)
Kage Casey
OT Boise State
Josh Moten Head Shot
PICK: 210 RND: 6 (KC)
Josh Moten
CB Southern Miss
Draft Grade — Chiefs
Overall B
ValueB NeedB+ TradesB- FutureB-
The Chiefs won the night they stopped Casey from sliding. Grade: B.

You build a draft on nights like this. Kage Casey had no business being available in the 176th overall pick, and the Chiefs did the only sane thing and turned in the card.

They punted on quarterback, and it is the miss that keeps the grade honest. Job largely done: wide receiver settled and 4 of 8 of the wish list covered. The skill positions did well by the weekend.

Good work on the whole, with quarterback the one box left unchecked.

Pick Analysis
Pick9 Rnd1 Carnell Tate
In Round 1, Pick 9 they get a go-to option on the outside. It fills the loudest need on the roster.
Pick29 Rnd1 Kenyon Sadiq
In No. 29 they get a mismatch in the passing game at a price that makes it sweeter. The biggest hole, addressed.
Pick40 Rnd2 Brandon Cisse
They did well to land Brandon Cisse in the 40th pick, just ahead of his grade. It adds depth where they could use a little.
Pick74 Rnd3 A.J. Haulcy
A safety of that caliber at the 74th overall pick is the definition of value, full stop. A minor itch, scratched.
Pick109 Rnd4 Ja'Kobi Lane
They barely believed it either: Ja'Kobi Lane still on the board at slot 109. That was the need underlined and circled, and now it is checked off.
Pick148 Rnd5 Skyler Gill-Howard
They read the board right and Skyler Gill-Howard was the payoff at the Round 5 slot. It plugs a real leak on the depth chart.
Pick169 Rnd5 Jude Bowry
Jude Bowry at pick 169 is the steal of the weekend, a first-round talent at a bargain-bin price. It also answers one of the loudest questions on the roster.
Pick176 Rnd5 Kage Casey
The board fumbled Kage Casey all the way to pick No. 176, and they scooped it up. This was priority one on the needs board, and now it is handled.
Pick210 Rnd6 Josh Moten
Josh Moten in No. 210 is fair value, right on his grade. They doubled down on a strength rather than a need.