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ImGonnaGitYouSucka'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON MAR 4, 2026

03/04/26-2

  • ImGonnaGitYouSucka DRAFTING FOR THE
    Chiefs
Draft Selections
Arvell Reese Head Shot
PICK: 24 RND: 1 (KC)
Arvell Reese
LB Ohio State
Zion Young Head Shot
PICK: 40 RND: 2 (KC)
Zion Young
DE-EDGE Missouri
Christen Miller Head Shot
PICK: 49 RND: 2 (KC)
Christen Miller
DL Georgia
D'Angelo Ponds Head Shot
PICK: 74 RND: 3 (KC)
D'Angelo Ponds
CB Indiana
Jonah Coleman Head Shot
PICK: 82 RND: 3 (KC)
Jonah Coleman
RB Washington
Max Klare Head Shot
PICK: 97 RND: 3 (KC)
Max Klare
TE Ohio State
Joe Royer Head Shot
PICK: 109 RND: 4 (KC)
Joe Royer
TE Cincinnati
Skyler Gill-Howard Head Shot
PICK: 146 RND: 5 (KC)
Skyler Gill-Howard
DT Texas Tech
Kage Casey Head Shot
PICK: 161 RND: 5 (KC)
Kage Casey
OT Boise State
Aamil Wagner Head Shot
PICK: 176 RND: 5 (KC)
Aamil Wagner
OT Notre Dame
Ted Hurst Head Shot
PICK: 194 RND: 6 (KC)
Ted Hurst
WR Georgia State
Diego Pavia Head Shot
PICK: 248 RND: 7 (KC)
Diego Pavia
QB Vanderbilt
Draft Picks Received
Arvell Reese Head Shot
PICK: 24 RND: 1 (CLE)
Arvell Reese
LB Ohio State
Christen Miller Head Shot
PICK: 49 RND: 2 (MIN)
Christen Miller
DL Georgia
Jonah Coleman Head Shot
PICK: 82 RND: 3 (MIN)
Jonah Coleman
RB Washington
Max Klare Head Shot
PICK: 97 RND: 3 (MIN)
Max Klare
TE Ohio State
Kage Casey Head Shot
PICK: 161 RND: 5 (MIN)
Kage Casey
OT Boise State
Ted Hurst Head Shot
PICK: 194 RND: 6 (MIN)
Ted Hurst
WR Georgia State
Diego Pavia Head Shot
PICK: 248 RND: 7 (CLE)
Diego Pavia
QB Vanderbilt
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 3 (CLE)
NEXT YEAR (2027)
 
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 4 (MIN)
NEXT YEAR (2027)
 
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 7 (CLE)
NEXT YEAR (2027)
 
Draft Picks Traded
Mansoor Delane Head Shot
PICK: 9 RND: 1 (MIN)
Mansoor Delane
CB LSU
Players Gained
Head Shot
Blake Cashman
LB
Draft Grade — Chiefs
Overall B+
ValueB+ NeedB TradesA+ FutureB
The Chiefs let Ponds fall and pounced. Final grade: B+.

The trade table was a mismatch, and the Chiefs were on the right end of it, hauling in a fortune in surplus value. A dependable weekend that grades out a B+.

The Ponds pick is the one they will point to when this weekend is judged. If Royer pans out, nobody remembers the price. If not, this is the pick they hear about.

Wide receiver is handled and the depth chart looks a good deal healthier for it.

In short, they left a little better than they arrived, which is the whole idea.

Pick Analysis
Pick24 Rnd1 Arvell Reese
In the Round 1 slot they get a sideline-to-sideline linebacker at a price that makes it sweeter. A real need, handled.
Pick40 Rnd2 Zion Young
Zion Young in Round 2, Pick 8 is exactly on the number, no argument either way. Another box on the needs board, quietly ticked.
Pick49 Rnd2 Christen Miller
They stopped a slide they were happy to see, landing Christen Miller in No. 49. A real hole, addressed with a reasonable pick.
Pick74 Rnd3 D'Angelo Ponds
D'Angelo Ponds at pick No. 74 is daylight robbery; nobody expected him to last. It thickens a room that could stand to be thicker.
Pick82 Rnd3 Jonah Coleman
Value with a capital V on Jonah Coleman in pick 82, a genuine coup. It patches a soft spot without any drama.
Pick97 Rnd3 Max Klare
Max Klare at the 97th overall pick is a first-round grade at a bargain-bin price, no notes. It answers the question that was keeping the coaches up at night.
Pick109 Rnd4 Joe Royer
They jumped the gun on Joe Royer, taking him earlier than his grade liked. The biggest hole on the depth chart just got a whole lot smaller.
Pick146 Rnd5 Skyler Gill-Howard
A clean, defensible pick in pick 146 with a little surplus value in Skyler Gill-Howard. One more legitimate question on the roster, answered.
Pick161 Rnd5 Kage Casey
Kage Casey is a better player than No. 161 suggests; smart patience, rewarded. A glaring weakness, addressed head on.
Pick176 Rnd5 Aamil Wagner
The board had Aamil Wagner higher than the 176th overall pick, and the offensive lineman fell to them anyway. Better still, it is exactly the hole they had to fill.
Pick194 Rnd6 Ted Hurst
Circle this one: Ted Hurst at the Round 6 slot is a fall that decides a draft. This was priority one on the needs board, and now it is handled.
Pick248 Rnd7 Diego Pavia
Diego Pavia in Round 7, Pick 32 is fine work, a shade of surplus and no downside. It plugs a real leak on the depth chart.